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THE WORLD'S GORIEST BOARD GAME TM |
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| Female HUMAN Beauty Queen | POWER: |
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| Real Name: Hazel Jane Matthews | |||||||||
| Distinguishing Physical Characteristics: Female Caucasian, 24 years of age, 5'6" (and dropping), 87 lbs., blonde hair, blue eyes, Southern accent, body consumed in third-degree chemical burns | |||||||||
| Crimes: 49 counts of murder, assault, involuntary manslaughter and disfigurement- the latter resulting in suicides | |||||||||
| Weapons: Highly corrosive touch and blood | |||||||||
| Known Accomplices: None | |||||||||
| Known Enemies: None | |||||||||
| A lovely yet very vain young girl originally in Kansas, Hazel Matthews was primped and preened since birth to become Miss America. At the age of 22, the lovely aspiring model had made it into the finals. Unfortunately, Hazel had a jealous high school rival who was angered by Hazel’s success as a nominee. This equally beautiful girl was also a Chemistry major, and tracked Hazel down to Burbank where the finals were being held. As soon as Hazel was crowned, a huge vat of toxic waste poured onto her from the catwalk above the stage. Her skin melted and burned, her beautiful features poured down her face, her obviously fake breasts sagged down to her knees, and her tiara sunk into her mushy skull. Hazel went insane with pain and, in one of the most gruesome Miss America pageants of all time, disfigured 49 other contestants with her sizzling hands. The evil wardens of AMPUTHEATRE apprehended Hazel Matthews and put her into active competition under her new name “Hazmat.” Oh, and that bitchy high school rival died, too. | |||||||||
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She is the Queen of Burn Carnage. Even the mighty Ashezz pales before Hazmat in terms of dispensing permanent damage. Her Acid Blood is an excellent defense, and the Sulfuric Pancake inflicts perhaps the most Carnage of any projectile in the whole game. Now all you need to do is overlook her ghastly appearance... |
MELTED FLESH - Hazmat's searing, gooey skin trips up attackers attempting to Whup her. |
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| All characters, images, and text are Copyright 2005-2009 Gil Merritt. All rights reserved. | |||||||||
